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15 Jul 2015

UBC Day 15: Backpfeifengesicht

  • You on the shmancy bike. STOP CUTTING ME OFF just because I’m a girl. My bike is one old thagaradabba* anyway, so don’t push your luck, I might just decide to put a dent in your fancy fender.
  • Wait in line, you muckface. I’ve been waiting here for the last ten minutes and I have just as important things to do as you do. 
  • The waiter is not your personal servant, smart guy. You are paying for the food he is bringing, does not mean he has sold his soul to you. Treat him with respect, instead coming across like a dirtbag. 
  • I don’t care if you are pretentious. I care when pretentiousness crosses over to compulsive lying. Especially on a blog. Leaves a distaste, it does.  
  • Dear inbox-er, did you just send me the link of your charity that has your name listed as a founding member to get me to accept your friend request? It is wonderful that you believe in your cause enough to do something about it but bro, leveraging it with girls is...low.

Backpfeifengesicht (German)
a face badly in need of a fist

*thagaradabba - tin box/decrepit

P.S: Posting all pending words on one day, but dated the right days to avoid confusion.