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27 Nov 2015

honking once more can be injurious to your health


DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT HAVE HALF A BRAIN? IF YOU DO, THEN DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT USE IT? IF I'M STANDING AT A SIGNAL AND NOT MOVING EVEN WHEN THE LIGHT IS GREEN IT IS BECAUSE I CANNOT MOVE, YOU FUCKING NUMBSKULL.

I'M JUST AS MUCH IN A HURRY AS YOU ARE TO GET TO MY DESTINATION OKAY, NOT MY FAULT IF THE POLICEMAN HAS STOPPED THIS LANE FROM MOVING. HE PROBABLY HAS A GOOD ENOUGH REASON, I'M SURE, HE IS ALSO NOT A FUCKING MINDLESS MORON SUCH AS YOUR DESPICABLE SELF TO BLOCK AN ENTIRE ROAD OFF ON A WHIM.

TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THAT I'D RATHER BE ANYWHERE ELSE, ANY-FUCKING-WHERE ELSE, IN THIS WORLD THAN HERE, IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING GIANT PAJERO THAT IS BLOCKING HALF THE PLANET, INHALING THE FUMES FROM THE BROKEN DOWN PIECE OF SHIT THAT THE DRIVER CALLS AN AUTORICKSHAW, AND TRYING TO MANEUVER AROUND WHAT LITTLE ROAD IS LEFT ON POTHOLES.

I KID YOU NOT. ONE MORE PEEP FROM YOUR GODFORSAKEN HORN AND, AT THE VERY LEAST, I WILL DROP A GIANT ROCK ON YOUR PRECIOUS WINDSCREEN AND SEND THE FUCKING IMPORTED GLASS SHATTERING RIGHT INTO YOUR DISGUSTINGLY SMUG, TEXTING-AT-THE-WHEEL FACE. CONSEQUENCES BE DAMNED.

KEEP HONKING AT ME IF YOU WANT TOMORROW'S NEWSPAPER HEADLINES TO READ "MOTORIST HACKS CAR DRIVER TO DEATH IN A ROAD RAGE INCIDENT - MOTORIST CLAIMS HIS HORN BROKE HER MIND"

ALSO, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO ASK YOU, IS YOUR STATUS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU WILL RISK THE INCONVENIENCE OF NOT FINDING PARKING ANYWHERE AND FOREVER BEING STUCK IN TRAFFIC? ONE PUNY FUCKING 75-KILO LIGHTWEIGHT IN A FUCKING PAJERO? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? CARPOOL, BASTARD. THREE OF YOUR KIND GROWING EVEN AN IOTA OF COMMONSENSE WILL PROBABLY SAVE THE FUCKING HUMAN RACE FROM EXTINCTION.

P.S: Uh, sorry about that. Just a little pissed today. Actually, screw it. Not sorry. Not even a little bit. I will cut him in half the next time.