18 Aug 2014

Mandatory Murphy Bashing Monday


Monday is the day

•    Cats decide to scratch me awake
•    Heater decides to not heat
•    Soap decides to disappear
•    Cats (again) decide to play with the roll of toilet paper
•    Shampoo decides to get in my eye
•    I forget to pick out clothes, as usual, and I have to make do with one of my black T-shirts.
•    Blow dryer is missing
•    Straightener not working
•    Can’t find my Lacto Calamine
•    Leaning Tower of Clothes in my wardrobe decides to tip over
•    Whiskas gets over
•    I forget to pack last night's alu sabzi for lunch (which is going to rot by evening:/)
•    Bag is not packed
•    Laptop charger is not around
•    Shoes pinch
•    Activa doesn’t start
•    Petrol is below the red line
•    Caretaker wants caretaking money
•    Wallet is empty. Like EMPTY empty
•    Hunger pangs are clawing the stomach lining
•    Traffic light, which is ALWAYS green when I usually pass, turns red
•    Huge bus decides to plonk itself right in front of me
•    Another huge bus decides to plonk itself on the other side
•    Bag straps are too tight
•    Remember that I forgot kajal
•    Accidently bonk the office laptop on my desk
•    Pantry runs out of all kinds of food
•    Friend doesn’t show up on time (so I can crib and get it out of my system)
•    Day starts with escalations after escalations

Monday is also the day when 

•    When my sweetie pie in the office brings THREE WHOLE BOXES of Chips Ahoy! and hands them over to me, making me want to bear hug her all day long.


Fuck you, Murphy :P

P.S: For those who are not familiar with Chips Ahoy! Here:


 

38 comments:

  1. The Boring Monday's..but Chips Ahoy! Yumm :D

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  2. For me, Monday is also the day when I wake up feeling I have not had enough sleep...
    But anything for that chips ahoy!!!!

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    1. Tell me about it :/
      Anything, indeed :)

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  3. Hahaha Monday have their own set of problems, don't they?

    Those Chips Ahoy look yummilicious! :D

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  4. Evil! The biscuits I mean...not Mondays. :p
    But I hear you...counting down to the weekend already...

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    1. Every single week. Only to repeat the next.
      :/

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  5. Equation went above my head though... I can only suggest to enjoy a lot in Sundays but not to forget about the Monday blues situation and get the max preps ready....

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    1. Max preps dont't help beat the blues of Mondays, re :/

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  6. Do I smell cookies again?

    The pic more than counterbalanced all of Monday's transgressions. Can extrapolate what 3 boxes would have done :P

    PS: You used the eff word - Hawww :D

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    1. Three boxes in three days, you can only imagine the sugar rush :P

      P.S: :D:D:D:D

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  7. You have made me hungry. Again! Monday mornings are always a nightmare. Hang in there, it'll be weekend before you know it :) If it makes you feel any better, I have been having couple of crappy days too. So, cheer up :)

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    1. Aww, hope the tides have turned for you, love :)

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  8. Yummy Monday, after all with Chips Ahoy! :)
    Hope we have no #KhooniMonday, rather sweet & yummy ones :)
    Best wishes for an awesome week!

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  9. Chips Ahoy! I want that. Like, REALLY WANT THAT. Feeling so chocolate deprived all of a sudden, hahaha. And hey, sounds like an interesting Monday morning. If ever there was a scientist who was completely satisfied with his theories being proved right again and again and again, it is Sir Murphy. :D

    About the post you were searching on my blog, I had to delete it. But a new post is up; stop by if you want. :)

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    1. One slap across his face, self-satisfied, smug arseface!! :P

      I went. I saw. I read :D

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  10. I DONT EVEN HAVE A STRAIGHTENER. -_-
    Pass me some chips now!

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    1. Straighteners are for lesser beings, like us, not for Goddesses with perfect skin and perfect hair and the most beautiful eyes ever. So shtap and lemme have my chips in peace :P

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  11. ahhahaha that is a whole lot of things that went wrong on a Monday !!!And everything is in place on weekends when we dont need them :D
    Thats my life you just wrote about :D

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  12. oh noooo ...

    but hey on a brighter note its TUESDAY Today :)

    Take care
    Bikram's

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    1. And Tuesday is JUST as bad, mind you :P

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  13. Wow those chips look yum! But I am just going to look away now..

    Escalations suck. Unless you have a witty manager who knows how to put a funny spin on things. Thats always cool. :)

    Also, I have just given up on tissue rolls altogether. They simply have no business being in a house that also has cats.

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    1. They totally are/were. Don't! Let them hynotise you :P

      Manager is a douche. 'Nuff said.

      I knew you'd understand.

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  14. Sigh. Mondays. The week should start from Tuesdays, I tell you. Or give Wednesdays off.

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    1. There should be only Saturday and Sunday. If I were the king of the world. Just saying.

      :P

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  15. I think the last bit makes up for everything!

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  16. Now I want to eat Chips Ahoy.
    -.-

    I would happily trade cities with you. :P

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    1. Why trade? Come on over and we'll snack on Ahoy! together.

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    2. Yessss. Gimme.. a few years. Gotta graduate first & save up haha

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  17. hahahha....awwwww. there there(imagine me saying it in sheldon's voice) :D its okay luvvv..life takes a ride out of us sometimes :) and hawwwwww..i also want those chips ahoy. yummy only they look.
    oh and a big hug to thy cats :D:D
    Cheers !

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    1. Hai there, stranger :) Come over sometime, in real life as well :) Who knows, you might get to snack on some Ahoy! :)

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  18. Mondays are officially leased out by Murphy!

    And those are mouth-watering..Mmmmmm!

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    1. Like I said, one slap across his face :P

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  19. hahah! so not all Mondays are 'khooni Monday'! Nice post! enjoyed every bit and the cookies look yummyyyyy :D

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