28 Apr 2015

Dear...

...firang in the theatre,

I’m SORRY I walked in late, I really am. It wasn’t on purpose that I missed the first 45 minutes of Avengers (not out of my mind)... I’m also not a brat, much as you’d like to think that.

My dear Bangalore’s weather decide to crap on my plans, and despite being a big fan of the rains, I do not relish getting drenched to the bone, having my dress stick to my skin, leaving puddles of water in my wake, and sitting in a theatre with centralized air-conditioning. Had I taken a chance, you’d have found it difficult to hear RDJ being cocky over my chattering teeth, aren’t you glad I spared you that?

What I’m trying to say is that I don’t relish walking over your toes to get to my seat or blocking your view of Thor, even for a second, I understand the pleasures of eye candy as thoroughly as any other girl, I swear. So you can stop glaring at me and bitching about me to your friend (you realize I understand English, right?). I promise not to do it ever again to anyone, will you promise not to be so judgmental?

Good talk.


12 comments:

  1. Should've sneezed on him/her on your way in.

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  2. OMG, this actually happened? Missing 45 minutes of Avengers I mean? :P



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  3. Hahaha. Happens. I was 15 mins for a movie once and someone actually got up and yelled at me to move and unblock his move. He was lucky lights were off.

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    1. It IS mean to walk in late but then, they don't have to be so mean about it no :/

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  4. People fume don't they, as it is we are embarrassed to walk-in late and they really glare in the dark :-)

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    1. I've been on both sides and I feel equal parts guilty and unapologetic :P

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  5. I really want the person for whom this message was intended to read it.

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    1. I'm sure she is get a tan on in Goa by now... Bichari :P

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  6. 45 mins!!??!! you should have skipped the movie and watched it some other time

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    1. Of course I did :P It WAS Avengers :P

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Go on, you can say it.