6 things I wish I’d never done
- Shouldn’t have ordered dessert. The buttons of my jeans are going to burst, ping off the walls and land in the main course of the cute guy at the next table.
- Shouldn’t have done fifty squats on the first day. Not only can I hardly feel my legs now, I also cannot walk straight and I’m going to be crying at the muscle pull tomorrow morning.
- Shouldn’t have snoozed. Now I don’t have the time to scramble my eggs. No breakfast, grumpy morning, bingeing at lunch.
- Shouldn’t have dated you. (We all have this, no?) Not only did I waste those precious years when I should have been socializing and having fun, I’m left with a bitter taste and a load of luggage even today because you have not been capable of growing up.
- Shouldn’t have worn this godforsaken jacket in this godforsaken heat, I know now what a tandoori chicken feels like.
- Shouldn’t have stayed this long. Bad career decision. Heart is not good to be listened to for career advice, she knows less about good career decisions than Jon Snow.
Oh oh! But again, we all have a bag of regrets we carry around. Hope you get to lose the more pestering ones in a while. As for ordering dessert, we don't change that easily, do we? ;)
ReplyDeleteNEVER :P Always a regret, never will do anything about it :P
DeleteI'll skip the main course if needed, but never dessert :P
ReplyDeleteAs for 50 squats, am too lazy ;)
Jacket in the heat, been there done that, felt fried. :)
But then I'll be hungry :/
DeleteHAHAHA, I know, I am too. I was trying to do 50 to not have to work out the next day :P
Iknowright -_-
What no dessert? Go retrieve that button from the cute guy and regret no 4 might not happen. As for the squats my thighs are cringing at the mere thought.
ReplyDeleteI know the feeling -_-
Delete50 squats in first day... You are brave :D I don't even attempt that much on any given day.
ReplyDeleteDo 50 more squats and you won't be carrying any more baggage :)
Career decisions are always tough, so many apprehensions and self doubts, but then life itself is a risk ... :)
I was, ahem, over enthusiastic, to say the least.
DeleteHAhahahaha :P
True that..
Dessert, I think you and I have a mutual friend ;) As for heat, aahh. Don't remind me! And my dear, that relationship was meant for a reason. Don't stress :)
ReplyDeleteHeehee, that we do :)
DeleteI try telling myself that, but ughh :/
Like how you included Jon Snow! Haha! :D
ReplyDelete:P
Deletehad to, no :P
the jeans one is story of my life but I never can counter my cravings with a bowl of salad :P hence overweight!
ReplyDeleteThere are these YUMMAAY salads some places serve okay, you should try them, you won't like main course anymore, that yummay they are :P
DeleteWhaatt?? :O
ReplyDeleteI cant believe you actually regret ordering dessert or binge eating at lunch. And here I thought you and I were friends.
But... but... I was like a stuffed turkey after :/ AND I felt like throwing up because it was just too much... Don't be mad :/
DeleteAlso, WRITE -_-
I hate binge-eating too, I feel awful because that would mean you have to work out extra, and not cheat workout itself, but you can't cheat double-load :/
ReplyDeleteI know. And I'm typing this after a huge bowl of peach melba icecream that I knew I shouldn't have had :/
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