6 Jul 2015

UBC Day 6: Regrettably Yours.


6 things I wish I’d never done

  • Shouldn’t have ordered dessert. The buttons of my jeans are going to burst, ping off the walls and land in the main course of the cute guy at the next table.
  • Shouldn’t have done fifty squats on the first day. Not only can I hardly feel my legs now, I also cannot walk straight and I’m going to be crying at the muscle pull tomorrow morning. 
  • Shouldn’t have snoozed. Now I don’t have the time to scramble my eggs. No breakfast, grumpy morning, bingeing at lunch. 
  • Shouldn’t have dated you. (We all have this, no?) Not only did I waste those precious years when I should have been socializing and having fun, I’m left with a bitter taste and a load of luggage even today because you have not been capable of growing up. 
  • Shouldn’t have worn this godforsaken jacket in this godforsaken heat, I know now what a tandoori chicken feels like.
  • Shouldn’t have stayed this long. Bad career decision. Heart is not good to be listened to for career advice, she knows less about good career decisions than Jon Snow.

18 comments:

  1. Oh oh! But again, we all have a bag of regrets we carry around. Hope you get to lose the more pestering ones in a while. As for ordering dessert, we don't change that easily, do we? ;)

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    1. NEVER :P Always a regret, never will do anything about it :P

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  2. I'll skip the main course if needed, but never dessert :P
    As for 50 squats, am too lazy ;)
    Jacket in the heat, been there done that, felt fried. :)

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    1. But then I'll be hungry :/
      HAHAHA, I know, I am too. I was trying to do 50 to not have to work out the next day :P
      Iknowright -_-

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  3. What no dessert? Go retrieve that button from the cute guy and regret no 4 might not happen. As for the squats my thighs are cringing at the mere thought.

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  4. 50 squats in first day... You are brave :D I don't even attempt that much on any given day.
    Do 50 more squats and you won't be carrying any more baggage :)
    Career decisions are always tough, so many apprehensions and self doubts, but then life itself is a risk ... :)

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    1. I was, ahem, over enthusiastic, to say the least.
      HAhahahaha :P

      True that..

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  5. Dessert, I think you and I have a mutual friend ;) As for heat, aahh. Don't remind me! And my dear, that relationship was meant for a reason. Don't stress :)

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    1. Heehee, that we do :)
      I try telling myself that, but ughh :/

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  6. Like how you included Jon Snow! Haha! :D

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  7. the jeans one is story of my life but I never can counter my cravings with a bowl of salad :P hence overweight!

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    1. There are these YUMMAAY salads some places serve okay, you should try them, you won't like main course anymore, that yummay they are :P

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  8. Whaatt?? :O

    I cant believe you actually regret ordering dessert or binge eating at lunch. And here I thought you and I were friends.

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    1. But... but... I was like a stuffed turkey after :/ AND I felt like throwing up because it was just too much... Don't be mad :/

      Also, WRITE -_-

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  9. I hate binge-eating too, I feel awful because that would mean you have to work out extra, and not cheat workout itself, but you can't cheat double-load :/

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    1. I know. And I'm typing this after a huge bowl of peach melba icecream that I knew I shouldn't have had :/

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